Pirahna 3DD (2012)

In 7 words or less: Big jugs, small fish, big mouths

What's it all About? Some bad ass mutated pirahna invade a local water park with not so hilarious consequences. 

Nasty little critters

Best bits? The end. This was abysmal. 

Nice gun leg

Did it make you think thoughts? 71 minutes? Are you kidding me? That's only just a bit longer than a tv drama! The scary bits aren't scary, the funny bits aren't funny and even The Hoff can't save this movie from obscurity. No doubt all the chumps looking for some t & a with get a kick from this but anyone with any sense will just begrudge the fact they could have been watching some Adam west Batman instead (what a show).

Save me from this awful movie Hoff!

Would you watch it again? No

Rating (out of 100%): Avoid like the proverbial plague. I give Piranha 3DD a double FF score of 10%