In 7 words or less: Christ! They've made 4 of these things.Best bits? There really isn't any. End credits? I did laugh when Depp falls over a bush and starts hitting it with his sword.
Did it make you think thoughts? Made me think how much I loved the first one when it came out. It felt fresh, fun and funny! This feels knackered, dull and totally unnecessary.
Would you watch it again? Can't see how that would be possible.
Rating (out of 100%): 19% This isn't a film, it's a business model. There isn't a trace of genuine creativity to be found in the gruelling 136 minutes that is Pirates 4. Ludicrous story that trips and stumbles from set piece to set piece. Agony.
