Slumpy - Right-On Film Reviews

Friday, 19 October 2012

Hypothermia (2010)


In 7 words or less: Man in black bin bags scares locals

What's in the lake? Don't worry it's just a rock bottom budget special effect

What's it all About? Two families are fishing on a frozen lake when they discover more than they bargained for in the form of a prehistoric creature swimming in the water.

At least Michael Rooker doesn't get stinkpalmed

Best bits? The poster is brilliant. Kind of like those 80's horror posters that were hand drawn and looked like the film would be a scarefest but were in fact pants.

This guy should have stayed at home

Did it make you think thoughts? Yes. 1. The title doesn't even make sense. No one gets hypothermia. 2. 73 minutes. Are you kidding me? That seemed like an age I can tell you. 3. Worst rubber-suited monster that looks like a man in a black bin bag ever? It's up there.

Would you watch it again? Hell no.

Yowza, it almost looks real!
Rating (out of 100%): A lot of the time I like a good B-movie that tries hard but is obviously crap. Not here. Woeful on all counts. I give Hypothermia a freezing cold 8%
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