In 7 words or less: Man in black bin bags scares locals
What's in the lake? Don't worry it's just a rock bottom budget special effect |
What's it all About? Two families are fishing on a frozen lake when they discover more than they bargained for in the form of a prehistoric creature swimming in the water.
At least Michael Rooker doesn't get stinkpalmed |
Best bits? The poster is brilliant. Kind of like those 80's horror posters that were hand drawn and looked like the film would be a scarefest but were in fact pants.
This guy should have stayed at home |
Did it make you think thoughts? Yes. 1. The title doesn't even make sense. No one gets hypothermia. 2. 73 minutes. Are you kidding me? That seemed like an age I can tell you. 3. Worst rubber-suited monster that looks like a man in a black bin bag ever? It's up there.
Would you watch it again? Hell no.
Yowza, it almost looks real! |