Slumpy - Right-On Film Reviews

Friday, 28 October 2011

51 (2011)

In 7 words or less: 51 reasons why you shouldn't watch this.

Best bits? When those glorious end credits rolled. Can't believe people actually want to be credited for this ghastly film anyway. There are no redeeming features to be found here people, what you're looking at is a surefire contender for worst film ever made.

Did it make you think thoughts? Yes, but they were all bad. There's obviously a market for these TV satellite movies otherwise they wouldn't get made, what i'm trying to figure out is who are the people that are enjoying them? Who is watching this guff? I guess I just did but that doesn't count!

This film is about the American government granting a few members of the world press access into area 51 to project a more transparent relationship with the American people. Rest assured, flappy rubber aliens run a mock, horrifying, downright terrifying acting takes place and to top it all off the army uniforms look like they've been rented from a fancy dress shop and their rifles sound like cap guns.

Would you watch it again? An excruciating thought.

Rating (out of 100%): 5% Probably the worst film I've ever seen. The 5% is for the poster which originally made me watch it.
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