Slumpy - Right-On Film Reviews

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Frozen (2010)

In 7 words or less: Some chumps get stuck on a chairlift.

Best bits? There are no best bits. There's bits, gross bits, but they're not nice to watch! All the stuff before they get stuck on the lift is mildly amusing, although completely unintentionally so.

Did it make you think thoughts? Yes, too many thoughts! In these 'let's watch people suffer in one location' type films I always imagine it's my friends and loved ones that are the victims! I hate it! It's all so graphic these days, just 90 minutes of leg snappings and wolf munching. So disgusting!

These utter tools get stuck on this bloody lift and we have to sit there with them? No thanks! It's too rich for me. Give me ghosts and spectres from now on, I'm done with seeing peoples legs horrifically broken and chowed down by wolf cubs.

Tie the boards and your coats to the lift and climb down you ungrateful yuppie laver! It's not that high! So easy! No film necessary.

Would you watch it again? Never. Absolutely no way Mr.

Rating (out of 100%): A gross, rubbish watch! Obviously effected me so it gets 21% for mildly engaging my brainbox.
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