Slumpy - Right-On Film Reviews

Monday, 31 October 2011

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

In 7 words or less: Man turns into vampire and bites everyone.

Best bits? The attacks, its what a vamp film is all about. The bluey sex scenes with women with four arms/legs were a bit much. Quite liked the bits where Gary Oldman took on the form where he wore blue shades. Especially as it was essentially a 'bluey'

Did it make you think thoughts? I wonder if there are any real vamps. Shadows are creepy. Keanu Reeves should not be in this film, terrible wooden acting, brings the whole thing down, no empathy for his character, would have been happy if he'd have been trapped there forever.

Would you watch it again? It's a halloween classic but I think I prefer more ghosty thrillers rather than surreal 'is this real or not?' dream lands.

Rating (out of 100%): 55% a 'bloody' tough watch at times.
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