Slumpy - Right-On Film Reviews

Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Attack the Block (2011)

In 7 words or less: Kidz who don't speak proper vs Aliens

Best bits? None, this is shockingly bad

Did it make you think thoughts? It made me ask serious questions about the people who thought this was a good film. None of the characters have any redeemingly likeable features, I had no sympathy for any of them and in fact I was hoping they all got snapped up by the florescent-toothed gorilla like baddies. I'm not sure if it's my Chief-like sensibilities but I had real problems with the dialogue. All the 'street lingo' sounded so stupid. Do kids really talk like this? If any youngster talked like that to me I'd laugh in their face (probably right before they pulled a shooter and filled me with hot lead).

Would you watch it again? No

Rating (out of 100%): It was fairly short and had no discernible down time which is the only reason I watched it to the end. A hoodie wearing 30%
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