In 7 words or less: Holmes is a bit of a Geezah.Best bits? Well, I like Downey Jr. He's good fun and can carry a lot of things. The fight in the bar I guess? I like the way he plans his fights in his head then goes and does it. And olden days London looks awesome, as always. Film-makers LOVE it!
Did it make you think thoughts? I think Guy Ritchie was destined to do this at some point - he loves films with know-it-alls! I get the impression that he's basically a smart ass, who would LOVE to be able to tell every detail about someone over dinner. I have the feeling that during the process of making this, he probably kept saying "I" instead of "Sherlock"
Would you watch it again? It's pretty tepid piss to be fair. I don't really know why I watched in the first place! No real peril to anyone at all through out, so absolutely zero tension, especially when it seems that every time Holmes doesn't know something, he's only pretending not to know.
Rating (out of 100%): It looks good, but there's not substance there. I guess you could say "The lights are on, but no one's HOLME(s)" - 45%
