In 7 words or less: Rear Window this ain't.
Best bits? This is the hardest question I've ever been asked! This film starts off okay, with an unnecessary but passable set up, then 10 mins into it, you are in hell. Watching LeBeef play Xbox for ages and ages. He's not even that paranoid, the main story of a teenager on house arrest, watching a neighbour he suspects to be a murder is a sub-plot to a totally gross, creepy childhood love story. The best bit is probably when his douche bag friend goes into the garage to find a body with the video camera, there were mild thrills, but mild thrills 2 hours too late.
Did it make you think thoughts? I continuously asked myself how LeBeef is allowed to star in films. He looks like a more demented version of that kid from Boy Meets World and has half the charisma. That girl is also extraordinarily odd, skulking around like a cat for the whole film. Maybe teenage boys like that kind of thing? There certainly are a lot of ass shots. On a plus note, David Morse does a good job of being the passive aggressive weirdo.
The worst scene is the last, and as your view switches to LeBeef's mate's camera filming a poor girl having to kiss LeBeef whilst exclaiming 'this is going to be number 1 on YouTube tomorrow'. Filming your friends making love is not okay.
Second worst scene is LeBeef admitting that he's been watching his sexy new neighbour for 2 weeks with binoculars. A normal reaction to this would be to flea and call the police. But apparently this girl finds it irresistible.
Would you watch it again? No way. I'm undergoing research on how to un-watch it.
Rating (out of 100%): 19% A baffling watch. This film made no sense.